Thursday, February 12, 2009

Valentines Day Massacre 2

Script, Draft one

Judge and CSO Enter the court house

Mara (CSO): All rise

Every one rises

Mara: The court of Hofbrincl 234 is now in session. Honourable Judge A J Blauer presiding.

Judge sits followed by CSO, Attorney, Witnesses, jury and gallery.

Blauer(Judge): In the case of the Divine sisterhood vs. The original meaning, The Petitioner, Tina Val, represented by prosecution attorney Ann Viau, alleges that the integrity of the aforementioned holiday has been infringed upon. The accused, Madam Godiva and Lacy Triumph, are being represented by defence Attorney Erika Ward. All parties appear to be present.

Ann: CASE SUMMARY HERE
*accuseing the distortion of the well loved holiday that is Valentine's day

Erika: CASE SUMMARY HERE

Ann: I would like to call to the stand, the witness of the prosecution

Ruqayyah stands, steps foreward

Mara stands, faces Ruqayyah

Mara: Do You, Tina Val, swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you Valentine?

Ruqayyah: Be Mine!

Ruqayyah takes her seat on the stand

Ann: ASKS QUESTION

Ruqayyah: ANSWERS

Ann: ASKS QUESTION

Ruqayyah: ANSWERS (but goes on talking about her subject past the parameters of the question.)

Erika (defence): OBJECTION your honour! Narration!

Blauer: Sustained Miss Ward. Miss val, according to court etiquette you have to wait until the
Attorney asks you those questions.

Ann: ASKS QUESTION

Ruqayyah: ANSWERS

Ann: ASKS QUESTION

Ruqayyah: ANSWERS

Ann: ASKS QUESTION

Ruqayyah: ANSWERS

Ann: Thank you Miss Val, that is all.

Blauer: Miss Ward would you like question the witness

Erika: yes Your honour.

Blauer: Proceed.

Erika: ASKS QUESTION

Ruqayyah: ANSWERS

Erika: ASKS QUESTION

Ruqayyah: ANSWERS

Erika: ASKS QUESTION

Ruqayyah: ANSWERS

Erika: Thank you. Now I would like to call Madam Godiva to the stand.


Sheri Rises and Steps foreward
Mara Rises and faces Sheri, holds out chocolate box.
Sheri lays hand on box.

Mara: Do you Madam Godiva, swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you Valentine?

Sheri: Be Mine.

Sheri takes her seat on the stand.

Erika: ASKS QUESTION

Sheri: ANSWERS

Erika: ASKS QUESTION

Sheri: ANSWERS

Erika: ASKS QUESTION

Sheri: ANSWERS

Erika: thank you.

Blauer: Miss Viau, would you like to cross examine?

Ann: ASKS QUESTION

Sheri: ANSWERS

Ann: ASKS QUESTION

Sheri: ANSWERS

Ann: ASKS QUESTION

Sheri: ANSWERS

Ann: that will be all, thank you.


Br Blauer: Alright Madam Godiva, you may take your seat. Miss Ward, please bring up your next witness.

Alanna Rises and Steps foreward
Mara Rises and faces Alanna, holds out chocolate box.
Alanna lays hand on box.

Mara: Do you Lacy Triumph, swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you Valentine?

Alanna: Be Mine.

Erika: ASKS QUESTION

Alanna: ANSWERS

Erika: ASKS QUESTION

Alanna: ANSWERS

Erika: Thank you Miss Triumph. That was all.

Blauer: You can take your seat. Miss Viau, would you like to cross Examine?

Ann: Yes Your Honour. ASKS QUESTION.

Alanna: ANSWERS.

Ann: ASKS QUESTION

Alanna: ANSWERS.

Ann: No further questions, your Honour.

Judge: Jury members, you have heard the evidence. You must decide if, beyond a reasonable doubt, the accused is guilty.

I call upon the jury for the verdict.

All those who find the accused guilty, raise your hand.

Jury votes.

GUILTY: Judge: The accused has been found guilty. I sentence Her to 200 hours of community service and house arrest on the 14 of every February henceforth.

NOT GUILTY: JUDGE: The accused has been found not guilty.

Judge: Court is ajourned.

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